if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(via head-up-billy-buddy)

coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • me whenever i see a pigeon: nice

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via pizza)

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

(via folkien)

hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

(via folkien)

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(via folkien)

themamafox:

eleutheromaniajourney:

trentaicedcoffee:

"The bracelet is infused with elements sourced from the highest and lowest points on Earth. The white ball, carrying water from Mt. Everest, and the black ball, holding mud from the Dead Sea, exist on opposite ends. A string of clear beads link the two, signifying that throughout life’s circular journey, your path is your own."

#graduation/birthdaypresent

The Lokai Bracelet

(via folkien)

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real
marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real
marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real
marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real
marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real
marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real
marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

(via folkien)